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Kyldellian Paloxe

Population19.729 billion

CapitalKammalton City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyKrepton
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Paloxe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 19.729 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kammalton City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 10,444 trillion Kreptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 529,409 Kreptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and Kyldellians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Paloxe's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Paloxe is ranked 65,842nd in the world and 6th in Kylden for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,369.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Governments: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 51stMost Cultured: 65thSafest: 89thHighest Average Tax Rates: 92ndMost Patriotic: 112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 145thSmartest Citizens: 154thHighest Poor Incomes: 158thHighest Food Quality: 168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 198thMost Subsidized Industry: 221stMost Inclusive: 247thMost Developed: 280thLargest Publishing Industry: 288thHighest Average Incomes: 294thLongest Average Lifespans: 300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487thHighest Economic Output: 583rdHealthiest Citizens: 610thMost Devout: 615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 617thLargest Welfare Programs: 644thMost Armed: 778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 831stMost Advanced Public Education: 840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdRudest Citizens: 1,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,466thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,550thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,811thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,236thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,186thMost Stationary: 3,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,274thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,857thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,859thMost Influential: 9,309thLargest Retail Industry: 9,886thLargest Populations: 11,732ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,945thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,373rd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, Kyldellians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Paloxe, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.

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