Highest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 37th
The Centro Warzone States of
New York Times Democracy
No pain, No gain!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population13.256 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.256 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,291 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 776,356 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 174,405th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.38 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Black Market: 55thMost Efficient Economies: 60thLargest Publishing Industry: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Armed: 98thMost Cultured: 103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Governments: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 190thHighest Crime Rates: 194thMost Advanced Public Education: 194thLargest Welfare Programs: 201stRudest Citizens: 212thMost Inclusive: 214thMost Rebellious Youth: 228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 228thSmartest Citizens: 233rdHighest Economic Output: 351stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thLargest Gambling Industry: 412thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 470thMost Devout: 717thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 838thLargest Retail Industry: 867thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 880thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,994thMost Developed: 2,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,507thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,619thFattest Citizens: 2,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,328thMost Stationary: 4,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,082ndTop
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Most Influential: 8,811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,510thHighest Drug Use: 9,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,093rdNudest: 14,866thLargest Populations: 15,441st
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.

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