Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 38th
The Warzone States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No pain, No gain!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population15.68 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.68 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,638 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 806,018 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 232,345th in the world and 20th in Kylden for Least Corrupt Governments, with 47.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Black Market: 44thLargest Publishing Industry: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 66thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98thMost Armed: 101stMost Cultured: 107thLargest Governments: 132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 166thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thMost Rebellious Youth: 203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 212thHighest Crime Rates: 222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 229thSmartest Citizens: 231stMost Inclusive: 259thHighest Economic Output: 270thRudest Citizens: 296thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345thLargest Gambling Industry: 383rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411thMost Devout: 697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 733rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 908thLargest Retail Industry: 980thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,029thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,064thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,126thMost Developed: 2,179thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,769thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,239thMost Stationary: 4,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,703rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,793rdMost Influential: 9,710thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,013thLargest Populations: 14,519th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.

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