Highest Poor Incomes: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 37th
The Warzone States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No pain, No gain!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population14.46 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.46 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,467 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 793,020 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 2,868th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Fattest Citizens, with 32.45 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Black Market: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 56thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Armed: 106thMost Cultured: 108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119thLargest Governments: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Advanced Public Education: 180thHighest Crime Rates: 214thMost Rebellious Youth: 217thLargest Welfare Programs: 218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rdSmartest Citizens: 224thMost Inclusive: 227thRudest Citizens: 252ndHighest Economic Output: 299thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stLargest Gambling Industry: 397thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 463rdMost Devout: 670thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 750thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 928thLargest Retail Industry: 971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,954thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,014thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,073rdMost Developed: 2,111thFattest Citizens: 2,868thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,929thMost Stationary: 4,439thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,130thMost Influential: 10,095thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,157thLargest Populations: 14,939th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Kyldellian Gilge was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the Kyldellian Gilge Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kyldellian Gilge.
  • : Kyldellian Gilge was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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