The Republic of KYCF is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.914 billion KYCFians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KYCFian economy, worth 90.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,370 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KYCF is ranked 79,580^th in the world and 33^rd in KYCF for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,824.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.