The Protectorate of Kyaung is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.572 billion Kyaung are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kyaung economy, worth 43.6 trillion Octs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 12,206 Octs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyaung's national animal is the Unidentified Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyaung is ranked 142,180^th in the world and 30^th in Celtia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.