Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,244th
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Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Population16.066 billion

CapitalPon Pon Pon
FaithPsychedelic Cuteness


The Holy Cute Matriarchy of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.066 billion people eaters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pon Pon Pon. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyary Pamyu Pamyuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,415 trillion PonPons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,605 PonPons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,300,121 per year while the poor average 15,301, a ratio of 85.0 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, builders across Kyary Pamyu Pamyu are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Pon Pon Pon as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's national animal is the Candy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Psychedelic Cuteness.

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is ranked 47,128th in the world and 39th in Jenny for Fattest Citizens, with 13.04 Obesity Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,350thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,622ndLargest Governments: 2,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,167thMost Devout: 3,683rdHighest Economic Output: 3,958thLowest Crime Rates: 4,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,044thLargest Black Market: 5,159thHighest Average Incomes: 5,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,686thMost Developed: 10,851stMost Armed: 11,668thTop
Most Influential: 12,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,356thLargest Populations: 14,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,832ndSmartest Citizens: 16,070thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,271stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,516thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,424thLargest Mining Sector: 22,159th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the region

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