The Wasteland of Kyallisar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.154 billion Kyallisarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyallisarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,304 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 178,209 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law. Kyallisar's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragon Hallow.

Kyallisar is ranked 276,509^th in the world and 6,981^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -45.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.