Rudest Citizens: 676thHighest Crime Rates: 724thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 993rd
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Kurzweil

Population3.437 billion

CurrencyKuru
AnimalSergiyu

The Free Land of Kurzweil is a massive, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.437 billion Kurzweilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kurzweilian economy, worth 456 trillion Kurus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,743 Kurus, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kurzweil's national animal is the Sergiyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurzweil is ranked 265,867th in the world and 12,484th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 676thHighest Crime Rates: 724thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 993rdHighest Drug Use: 1,061stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,146thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,167thFattest Citizens: 1,337thMost Armed: 1,365thMost Politically Free: 1,387thMost Avoided: 1,579thLargest Retail Industry: 2,226thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,287thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,474thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,168thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,942ndNudest: 9,435thMost Efficient Economies: 11,210thMost Inclusive: 11,396thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,307thHighest Average Incomes: 20,636thLargest Black Market: 20,872ndMost Extreme: 22,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,986thNicest Citizens: 24,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,744thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,755thMost Cultured: 26,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,861st
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1%
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 104th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rd in the regionNudest: 191st in the regionMost Extreme: 280th in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 293rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 402nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 499th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 693rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 735th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 758th in the regionMost Cultured: 794th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 812th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 817th in the regionNicest Citizens: 874th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 875th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 923rd in the regionLargest Populations: 923rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 971st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 973rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,062nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,158th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,184th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kurzweil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.

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