Highest Crime Rates: 834thHighest Drug Use: 1,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,391st
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Kurzweil

Population2.157 billion

CurrencyKuru
AnimalSergiyu

The Free Land of Kurzweil is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.157 billion Kurzweilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Kurzweilian economy, worth 184 trillion Kurus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,482 Kurus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,955 per year while the poor average 16,302, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kurzweil's national animal is the Sergiyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurzweil is ranked 245,479th in the world and 8,470th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 14.04 tourists per hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 834thHighest Drug Use: 1,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,391stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,391stRudest Citizens: 1,530thMost Politically Free: 1,639thMost Armed: 1,758thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,012thMost Avoided: 2,082ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,109thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,719thLargest Retail Industry: 5,666thFattest Citizens: 6,305thNudest: 9,090thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,530thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,718thMost Inclusive: 19,661stMost Extreme: 20,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,017th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 170th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 183rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Extreme: 380th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 528th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 568th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 682nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 716th in the regionMost Inclusive: 735th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kurzweil's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kurzweil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurzweil, the dartboard at the Kurzweilian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.

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