The Lemurian Eelam of Kumari Nadu is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Selvam Arumugasamy with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.077 billion Lemurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilangaipuram. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion ponnus a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,132 ponnus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, Selvam Arumugasamy is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Kumari Nadu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kumari Nadu's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dravidian folk religion.

Kumari Nadu is ranked 42,516^th in the world and 29^th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.66 law-abiding acts per hour.