The People's Republic of Kuldi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Herra with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.545 billion Kuldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Styrkur. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kuldian economy, worth 130 trillion coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,681 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuldi's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuldi is ranked 237,995^th in the world and 9,290^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.93 Atheism Rate.