Most Ignorant Citizens: 392ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597thMost Primitive: 688th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to Kukumu
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Kukumu

Population1.952 billion

CapitalJolie
LeaderMajor-General Justin Ayo
FaithMutalay Singuyism

CurrencyUwu
AnimalElephant

The Dominion of Kukumu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Major-General Justin Ayo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.952 billion Kukumuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolie. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kukumuan economy, worth 365 trillion Uwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,019 Uwus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,610 per year while the poor average 49,623, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukumu's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mutalay Singuyism.

Kukumu is ranked 75,989th in the world and 10th in New Imperial Union for Rudest Citizens, with 58.55 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 392ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597thMost Primitive: 688thMost Devout: 779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,976thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,351stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,545thMost Armed: 3,070thNudest: 3,837thLargest Black Market: 4,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,163rdLargest Governments: 8,850thMost Authoritarian: 9,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,230thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,200thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,191stMost Conservative: 12,410thBest Weather: 12,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,023rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Kukumu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Major-General Justin Ayo's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, warning signs caution Kukumuans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukumu, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.

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