The Queendom of Kuhdorf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.715 billion Kuhdorfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kuhdorfian economy, worth 234 trillion Kuhfladens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 14,946 Kuhfladens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuhdorf's national animal is the Kuh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuhdorf is ranked 42,790^th in the world and 1^st in 10000 Zombies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.57 law-abiding acts per hour.