The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Chief Henrik with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.662 billion Kriovallers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southguard. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovalian economy, worth an astonishing 13,876 trillion sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 412,241 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and a government program is underway to revitalize Krioval's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Krioval's national animal is the gold dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krioval is ranked 147^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctic Oasis for Smartest Citizens, with 389.45 quips per hour.