Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th
The Baasskap of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Doud virum Versoen
Groussherzog Leopold Malan III
Influence
Enforcer
Director Of Compliance
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Krich Aerd

Population6.661 billion

Capitaliweg Festungs Provnz Hexen
LeaderGroussherzog Leopold Malan III
FaithOranjekatolisisme

CurrencyKrichmark
AnimalRoude Liw

The Baasskap of Krich Aerd is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Groussherzog Leopold Malan III with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.661 billion Vegters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of iweg Festungs Provnz Hexen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollnesch economy, worth a remarkable 3,130 trillion Krichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 470,044 Krichmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nine out of ten citizens of Krich Aerd answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, politicians look weirdly alike, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krich Aerd's national animal is the Roude Liw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oranjekatolisisme.

Krich Aerd is ranked 228,524th in the world and 17th in Nuevo Amanecer for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thHighest Poor Incomes: 307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313thMost Corrupt Governments: 319thMost Devout: 356thHighest Average Incomes: 408thLargest Black Market: 430thMost Armed: 588thLargest Governments: 626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859thLowest Crime Rates: 930thBest Weather: 1,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,153rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,217thMost Authoritarian: 3,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,852ndHighest Economic Output: 4,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,484thHealthiest Citizens: 5,094thMost Efficient Economies: 6,912thMost Conservative: 7,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,173rdTop
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Most Extreme: 16,470thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,388thMost Developed: 20,681stSmartest Citizens: 21,617th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, nine out of ten citizens of Krich Aerd answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, billions of Krichmarks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Krich Aerd, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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