Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,330thMost Conservative: 2,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,653rd
The Novgorodian State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Civil Rights
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Population626 million

CapitalVelikiy Novgorod

AnimalRussian Bear

The Novgorodian State of Krestyana is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 626 million Novgorodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velikiy Novgorod. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novgorodian economy, worth 102 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 164,287 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krestyana's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krestyana is ranked 85,736th in the world and 1,120th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,330thMost Conservative: 2,445thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,530thMost Devout: 5,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,838thMost Influential: 6,986thLargest Mining Sector: 7,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,612thMost Patriotic: 7,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,668thMost Efficient Economies: 9,396thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,950thHighest Average Incomes: 12,199thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,647thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,666thMost Authoritarian: 14,991stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,294thMost Developed: 18,513thLargest Black Market: 18,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,296thLargest Governments: 22,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,888th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionMost Patriotic: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 145th in the region

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