Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thFattest Citizens: 110th
The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of
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Krematoria

Population18.15 billion

CapitalGarrotte-Under-Pressure
LeaderBasildon Lord of the Provinces
FaithThe Path to Possible Enlightenment

CurrencyMarble
AnimalTapeworm

The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.15 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,349 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 460,027 Marbles, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 5,351st in the world and 1st in Penny Lane for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,386.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thFattest Citizens: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thMost Avoided: 132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 136thLargest Mining Sector: 163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Insurance Industry: 248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 303rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 388thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 411thHighest Average Incomes: 412thMost Armed: 452ndMost Devout: 464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 512thHighest Economic Output: 635thLargest Black Market: 685thMost Efficient Economies: 821stLargest Retail Industry: 825thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,268thRudest Citizens: 1,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,681stMost Stationary: 1,750thLargest Governments: 1,933rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,167thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,408thMost Primitive: 4,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,351stLargest Populations: 8,114thMost Influential: 8,610th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Krematoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Krematoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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