Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thFattest Citizens: 118th
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Krematoria

Population20.782 billion

CapitalGarrotte-Under-Pressure
LeaderBasildon Lord of the Provinces
FaithThe Path to Possible Enlightenment

CurrencyMarble
AnimalTapeworm

The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.782 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,996 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 481,000 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 96,935th in the world and 3rd in Penny Lane for Most Authoritarian, with 733.42 milliStalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thFattest Citizens: 118thMost Avoided: 139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 154thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190thMost Corrupt Governments: 226thLargest Insurance Industry: 237thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 362ndHighest Average Incomes: 408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452ndMost Armed: 500thMost Devout: 512thLargest Black Market: 525thHighest Economic Output: 537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 583rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 599thHighest Poor Incomes: 785thLargest Retail Industry: 909thMost Efficient Economies: 945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,313thRudest Citizens: 1,344thMost Stationary: 1,611thMost Patriotic: 1,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,017thLargest Governments: 2,168thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,641stMost Primitive: 3,852ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,619thLargest Populations: 7,698thMost Influential: 7,943rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,476th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Libertanny".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Dalimbar".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pallaith".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Crabs of the Apocalypse".
  • : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Democratic Stability Act".

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