The Kingdom of Krazon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dalia Anubis with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.974 billion Krazonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarc. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Krazonian economy, worth 75.9 trillion Zonans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,437 Zonans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and Dalia Anubis claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krazon's national animal is the King Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krazon is ranked 211,690^th in the world and 7,957^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 46,194 Standard Monetary Units.