Most Devout: 854thMost Primitive: 1,068thSafest: 4,422nd
The Halaḥa of
Psychotic Dictatorship
That's not kosher!
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Envoy
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Reasonable
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Kosher

Population19.349 billion

CapitalYerushalayim
LeaderRabbi Hillel
Faithkashrut

Currencyheḥsher
Animalkid in its mother's milk

The Halaḥa of Kosher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rabbi Hillel with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.349 billion mashgiaḥim are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient kosher economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion heḥshers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,527 heḥshers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, calling Rabbi Hillel a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosher's national animal is the kid in its mother's milk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is kashrut.

Kosher is ranked 175,572nd in the world and 16th in Seinfeld for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Devout: 854thMost Primitive: 1,068thTop
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Safest: 4,422ndMost Pacifist: 6,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,245thBest Weather: 8,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,616thMost Patriotic: 11,171stLargest Populations: 11,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,101stMost Authoritarian: 12,351stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,994thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,206thMost Stationary: 14,438thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,541stMost Cultured: 15,554thNicest Citizens: 15,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,796thMost Influential: 18,267thMost Conservative: 18,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,765thHighest Economic Output: 20,759th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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