Most Devout: 816thMost Primitive: 1,056thSafest: 4,314th
The Halaḥa of
Psychotic Dictatorship
That's not kosher!
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kosher

Population18.323 billion

CapitalYerushalayim
LeaderRabbi Hillel
Faithkashrut

Currencyheḥsher
Animalkid in its mother's milk

The Halaḥa of Kosher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rabbi Hillel with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.323 billion mashgiaḥim are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient kosher economy, worth 962 trillion heḥshers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,527 heḥshers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, calling Rabbi Hillel a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosher's national animal is the kid in its mother's milk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is kashrut.

Kosher is ranked 11,834th in the world and 2nd in Seinfeld for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,392.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Devout: 816thMost Primitive: 1,056thTop
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Safest: 4,314thMost Pacifist: 5,911thLowest Crime Rates: 7,022ndBest Weather: 7,941stHealthiest Citizens: 8,146thMost Patriotic: 9,752ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,965thMost Authoritarian: 11,279thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,834thLargest Populations: 11,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,375thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,938thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,021stNicest Citizens: 14,920thMost Cultured: 15,165thMost Stationary: 15,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,224thMost Conservative: 16,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,324thMost Influential: 18,875thHighest Economic Output: 20,636th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kosher's influence in Seinfeld rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kosher, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosher, calling Rabbi Hillel a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosher, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosher, a man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosher, being Rabbi Hillel has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Kosher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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