The Utopian Democracy of Korean Proletarians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.561 billion Koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,306 Won, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the existence of external reality is tacitly denied, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Proletarians's national animal is the Water Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kimism.

Korean Proletarians is ranked 27,780^th in the world and 35^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.09 law-abiding acts per hour.