The Republic of Koninties is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.295 billion Konintiesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The thriving Konintiesian economy, worth 878 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,470 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,587 per year while the poor average 12,538, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koninties's national animal is the falcon.

Koninties is ranked 257,183^rd in the world and 113^th in Philippines for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.93 law-abiding acts per hour.