The People's Republic of Komunistite3 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.54 billion Komunistite3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komunistite3 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.

The large but inefficient Komunistite3ian economy, worth 844 trillion fres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,148 fres, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,587 per year while the poor average 7,425, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunistite3's national animal is the fre, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is hui fre.

Komunistite3 is ranked 28,495^th in the world and 622^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.62 law-abiding acts per hour.