Most Devout: 11,009thLargest Black Market: 12,273rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,929th
The Peninsula of
Father Knows Best State
Liberty
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kola

Population11.187 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalBear

The Peninsula of Kola is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.187 billion Kolans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 97,070 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kola's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kola is ranked 235,233rd in the world and 7,174th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 22.66649243788 days.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 11,009thLargest Black Market: 12,273rdTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,929thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,440thHighest Economic Output: 27,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,725thLargest Mining Sector: 29,221stMost Patriotic: 29,752nd
Top
10%
Most Devout: 651st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 833rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 985th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,005th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Kola's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kola's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kola's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kola was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kola ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Kola's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kola's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kola was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kola ceased to exist in Geopolity.

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