Koem Kab was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 287
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 31st
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Koem Kab

Population12.064 billion

CapitalFederick City
LeaderThe Great Leader
FaithKoem Kabism

Currencypound
Animalporpoise

The Empire of Koem Kab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.064 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 10,282 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 852,358 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 486th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Smartest Citizens, with 290.41 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Secular: 74thMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96thLargest Black Market: 98thLargest Information Technology Sector: 101stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108thMost Efficient Economies: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 278thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295thMost Armed: 311thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 318thLargest Insurance Industry: 320thLargest Mining Sector: 323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 325thLargest Governments: 343rdMost Patriotic: 442ndSmartest Citizens: 486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 506thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 532ndHighest Economic Output: 588thFattest Citizens: 591stLargest Retail Industry: 615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 729thLargest Publishing Industry: 771stLowest Crime Rates: 817thMost Advanced Public Education: 848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 974thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,304thMost Cultured: 1,655thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,847thRudest Citizens: 2,282ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,848thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,992ndMost Avoided: 7,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,110thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,638thMost Stationary: 16,175thMost Authoritarian: 16,847thMost Influential: 18,419thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,811th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.

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