The Republic of Klopp is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed population of 16.869 billion Kloppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kloppian economy, worth 541 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,092 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, Klopp's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klopp's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klopp is ranked 127,697^th in the world and 592^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.95 law-abiding acts per hour.