Population | 10.429 billion |
Capital | Dawson City |
Leader | Yukon Cornelius |
Faith | Gold Rush |
Currency | loonie |
Animal | Boreal Woodland Caribou |
The Prospector's Dreams of Klondike is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yukon Cornelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.429 billion Yukoners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dawson City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Klondike economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion loonies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,283 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only lightning has a chance of striking Yukon Cornelius twice, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yukoners, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Klondike's national animal is the Boreal Woodland Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gold Rush.
Klondike is ranked 151,101st in the world and 105th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 157.13571887752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yukoners.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, only lightning has a chance of striking Yukon Cornelius twice.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Klondike was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Klondike was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Klondike, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.