Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,506thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,327th
The Prospector's Dreams of
Left-wing Utopia
There’s gold in them thar hills
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Klondike

Population10.429 billion

CapitalDawson City
LeaderYukon Cornelius
FaithGold Rush

Currencyloonie
AnimalBoreal Woodland Caribou

The Prospector's Dreams of Klondike is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yukon Cornelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.429 billion Yukoners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dawson City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klondike economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion loonies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,283 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Yukon Cornelius twice, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yukoners, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Klondike's national animal is the Boreal Woodland Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gold Rush.

Klondike is ranked 151,101st in the world and 105th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 157.13571887752 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,506thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,228thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,327thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,996thMost Secular: 4,369thNicest Citizens: 4,385thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,467thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,838thMost Pacifist: 5,747thSafest: 5,969thMost Cultured: 6,305thHighest Food Quality: 6,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,931stSmartest Citizens: 8,016thMost Developed: 8,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,529thMost Inclusive: 8,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,738thHealthiest Citizens: 8,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,923rdBest Weather: 10,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,578thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,834thHighest Economic Output: 16,621stLargest Governments: 17,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,637thLowest Crime Rates: 20,064thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,120thHighest Average Incomes: 21,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,050thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,555th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yukoners.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, only lightning has a chance of striking Yukon Cornelius twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Klondike was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Klondike was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Klondike, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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