Lowest Crime Rates: 6thSafest: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population38.442 billion

LeaderCor Enladen

AnimalRiver Dolphin

The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.442 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 29,410 trillion Corics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 765,072 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,867,760 per year while the poor average 84,162, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, the state believes that children are what you make of them, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Cor Enladen's speeches are regarded as enemies of Klesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 20,383rd in the world and 15th in Eladen for Largest Black Market, with 16.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 6thSafest: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15thHighest Economic Output: 27thLargest Governments: 32ndMost Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Devout: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Agricultural Sector: 60thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66thLargest Mining Sector: 68thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 74thFattest Citizens: 76thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 93rdMost Efficient Economies: 96thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97thMost Avoided: 127thLargest Populations: 135thMost Ignorant Citizens: 199thMost Armed: 212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,164thLargest Retail Industry: 1,633rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,460thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,474thMost Conservative: 5,533rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,634thMost Influential: 9,177thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,638thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,604thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,698thLargest Black Market: 20,386th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Klesh's influence in Eladen rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.


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