Lowest Crime Rates: 10thSafest: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Klesh

Population42.091 billion

CapitalGamorra
LeaderCor Enladen
FaithDiode

CurrencyCoric
AnimalRiver Dolphin

The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.091 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 32,202 trillion Corics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 765,072 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,867,760 per year while the poor average 84,162, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, the state believes that children are what you make of them, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Cor Enladen's speeches are regarded as enemies of Klesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 260,573rd in the world and 30th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.26 bananas ingested per day.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 10thSafest: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thMost Patriotic: 29thLargest Governments: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 66thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndMost Devout: 73rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 74thLargest Mining Sector: 79thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80thFattest Citizens: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Populations: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122ndMost Efficient Economies: 130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 236thMost Armed: 239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 269thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 467thMost Avoided: 701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 779thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,596thLargest Retail Industry: 2,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,194thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,850thRudest Citizens: 2,982ndMost Conservative: 5,345thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,596thMost Influential: 9,862ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,507thMost Stationary: 16,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,265thLargest Black Market: 26,036th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh's influence in Eladen rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh's influence in Eladen fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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