Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,307th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Simul Melius
Prime Minister/President/Secretary
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Klean Kanteen

Population1.634 billion

LeaderJaffar Nazih


The Republic of Klean Kanteen is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jaffar Nazih with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.634 billion Kanteenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbidae. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanteenian economy, worth 195 trillion Wawias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,849 Wawias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klean Kanteen's national animal is the Spearfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Erinto.

Klean Kanteen is ranked 10,590th in the world and 1st in The United Republics of Wawa for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.44 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,712thLowest Crime Rates: 8,957thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,031stMost Inclusive: 9,076thHighest Food Quality: 9,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,343rdBest Weather: 9,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,587thMost Cultured: 10,147thHealthiest Citizens: 10,590thMost Developed: 10,635thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,690thMost Pacifist: 11,010thSmartest Citizens: 11,544thLargest Governments: 11,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,011thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,878thSafest: 16,906thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,983rdMost Secular: 18,507thMost Patriotic: 20,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,577th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Saltaria and Kovgastania.