Largest Soda Pop Sector: 83rdRudest Citizens: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 92nd
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
Fried kittens are tasty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Kitten-eaters

Population7.971 billion

CurrencyPizza
AnimalKitten

The Free Land of Kitten-eaters is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.971 billion Kitten-eatersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten-eatersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 296,868 Pizzas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,048,970 per year while the poor average 60,719, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Kitten-eaters with trees, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kitten-eaters's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kitten-eaters is ranked 167th in the world and 11th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1,410.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 83rdRudest Citizens: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 92ndMost Armed: 107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 125thFattest Citizens: 162ndMost Avoided: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 411thMost Rebellious Youth: 435thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 510thLargest Gambling Industry: 522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 676thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,565thMost Inclusive: 1,794thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,602ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,262ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,136thNudest: 5,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,169thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,120thHighest Economic Output: 7,934thMost Secular: 7,937thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,167thSmartest Citizens: 13,606thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,293rdLargest Black Market: 22,836thMost Politically Free: 27,237th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionMost Politically Free: 154th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 156th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 233rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 304th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 456th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 477th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 585th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten-eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Kitten-eaters with trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Kitten-eaters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Kitten-eaters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.

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