The Free Land of Kitten-eaters is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.971 billion Kitten-eatersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten-eatersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 296,868 Pizzas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,048,970 per year while the poor average 60,719, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Kitten-eaters with trees, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kitten-eaters's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kitten-eaters is ranked 167^th in the world and 11^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1,410.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.