Population | 6.134 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | fox |
The KAWA of Kitsune79 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.134 billion Kitsune79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Kitsune79ian economy, worth 512 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,503 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Kitsune79ians, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitsune79's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kitsune79 is ranked 49,408th in the world and 120th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Kitsune79ians.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, many in Kitsune79 are born in the purple.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, sex changes are routinely performed at Kitsune79's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune79, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.