Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,649thNicest Citizens: 6,682nd
The Socialist People's Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A Golden Age awaits us.
Noyaka Yamauchi
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Kitobaya

Population2.017 billion

CapitalHayama
LeaderNoyaka Yamauchi

CurrencyYin
AnimalSalmon

The Socialist People's Union of Kitobaya is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Noyaka Yamauchi with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.017 billion Kitobayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hayama. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kitobayan economy, worth 196 trillion Yins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 97,360 Yins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government, it's always rabbit season, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kitobaya's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitobaya is ranked 108,559th in the world and 1st in Grand Pacifica for Largest Populations, with 2.02 billion Capita.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,649thNicest Citizens: 6,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,997thMost Pacifist: 10,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,605thHealthiest Citizens: 11,151stMost Inclusive: 11,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,631stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,923rdBest Weather: 17,039thMost Cultured: 17,239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,351stMost Income Equality: 18,678thSmartest Citizens: 18,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,182ndMost Secular: 22,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,086th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitobaya, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitobaya, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Kitobaya created a custom banner.
  • : Kitobaya created a custom banner.
  • : Kitobaya changed its national leader to "Noyaka Yamauchi".
  • : Kitobaya changed its national nation type to "Socialist People's Union".
  • : Kitobaya altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitobaya, banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitobaya, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitobaya, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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