The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary of State Cthulhu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.165 billion Kissinger-Monroeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Détentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,386 Détentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Seward's Folly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 232,329^th in the world and 60^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.85 percentage of bribes refused.