Highest Crime Rates: 490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 749thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 795th
The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of
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Secretary of State Cthulhu
Chief Manager Emeritus
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Population12.215 billion

CapitalSeward's Folly
LeaderSecretary of State Cthulhu

AnimalHammerhead Shark

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary of State Cthulhu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.215 billion Kissinger-Monroeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Détentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,241 Détentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 28,755th in the world and 18th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Smartest Citizens, with 48.53 quips per hour.

Highest Crime Rates: 490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 749thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 795thMost Avoided: 851stMost Armed: 853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 863rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 944thFattest Citizens: 959thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,212thRudest Citizens: 2,418thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,671stNudest: 4,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,678thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,745thLargest Retail Industry: 5,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,790thMost Influential: 7,986thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,127thHighest Economic Output: 8,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,518thHighest Average Incomes: 10,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,691stTop
Most Cultured: 13,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,621stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,173rdMost Secular: 15,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,770thLargest Black Market: 19,390thMost Inclusive: 20,570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,535thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,560th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the region

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