The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary of State Cthulhu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.215 billion Kissinger-Monroeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Détentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,241 Détentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 28,755^th in the world and 18^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Smartest Citizens, with 48.53 quips per hour.