Highest Crime Rates: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 784thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 847th
The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of
Anarchy
Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake
Secretary of State Cthulhu
Influence
Negotiator
Chief Manager Emeritus
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kissinger-Monroe

Population13.165 billion

CapitalSeward's Folly
LeaderSecretary of State Cthulhu
FaithBanjecting

CurrencyDétente
AnimalHammerhead Shark

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Secretary of State Cthulhu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.165 billion Kissinger-Monroeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Détentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,386 Détentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Seward's Folly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 232,329th in the world and 60th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.85 percentage of bribes refused.

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Highest Crime Rates: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 784thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 847thMost Armed: 894thMost Avoided: 923rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 927thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 937thFattest Citizens: 996thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,683rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,174thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,188thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,605thLargest Mining Sector: 3,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,467thNudest: 4,530thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,587thLargest Retail Industry: 5,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,932ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,008thMost Influential: 8,073rdHighest Economic Output: 8,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,818thHighest Average Incomes: 10,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,281stTop
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Most Cultured: 13,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,426thMost Secular: 16,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,935thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,057thLargest Black Market: 21,382ndMost Inclusive: 21,629thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,160thLargest Populations: 24,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,709thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,404th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the region

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