Population | 16.937 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Kirtim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.937 billion Kirtimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The very strong Kirtimian economy, worth 667 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,387 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,787 per year while the poor average 2,116, a ratio of 126 to 1.
The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, Kirtim's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Kirtim has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirtim's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Kirtim is ranked 18,825th in the world and 4th in Mississippi for Most Stationary, with 1,659.80822244428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Kirtim's influence in Mississippi rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Kirtim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.