The United Socialist States of Kinshinsoukan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 春日野穹 with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.239 billion Kinshins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goukan. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kinshin economy, worth 153 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,955 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, even God cannot save you in Kinshinsoukan, and 春日野穹's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kinshinsoukan's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinshinsoukan is ranked 16,952^nd in the world and 71^st in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.33 bananas ingested per day.