Most Advanced Defense Forces: 963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,694th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kinglandstan will be an army with a state.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kinglandstan

Population2.425 billion

CapitalKingingsberg
LeaderAll-Father Doorlight

CurrencyKinglandstan Thaler
Animaldeserter

The Kingdom of Kinglandstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by All-Father Doorlight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, fear of technology, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.425 billion Kinglandstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingingsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinglandstanian economy, worth 258 trillion Kinglandstan Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 106,437 Kinglandstan Thalers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,113 per year while the poor average 8,684, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, colonial subjects have Kinglandstanian culture shoved down their throats, cute fluffy little All-Father Doorlights are increasingly popular exotic pets, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kinglandstan has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kinglandstan's national animal is the deserter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kinglandstan is ranked 245,253rd in the world and 12th in Tryzalore for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -9.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,968thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,694thNudest: 3,512thMost Avoided: 3,845thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,538thMost Patriotic: 4,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,001stHighest Crime Rates: 5,484thMost Primitive: 6,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,075thLargest Black Market: 9,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,052ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,594thMost Conservative: 15,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,834thMost Efficient Economies: 17,940thLargest Governments: 25,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,683rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kinglandstan's influence in Tryzalore rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Kinglandstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kinglandstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kinglandstan lodged a message on the Tryzalore Regional Message Board.
  • : Kinglandstan lodged a message on the Tryzalore Regional Message Board.
  • : Kinglandstan lodged a message on the Tryzalore Regional Message Board.
  • : Kinglandstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kinglandstan lodged a message on the Tryzalore Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinglandstan, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kinglandstan has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Kinglandstan, cute fluffy little All-Father Doorlights are increasingly popular exotic pets.

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