The Kingdom of Kinglandstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by All-Father Doorlight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, fear of technology, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.425 billion Kinglandstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingingsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinglandstanian economy, worth 258 trillion Kinglandstan Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 106,437 Kinglandstan Thalers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,113 per year while the poor average 8,684, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, colonial subjects have Kinglandstanian culture shoved down their throats, cute fluffy little All-Father Doorlights are increasingly popular exotic pets, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kinglandstan has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kinglandstan's national animal is the deserter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kinglandstan is ranked 245,253^rd in the world and 12^th in Tryzalore for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -9.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.