The Holy Empire of Kingdom of Stargard is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH King Robert XVII with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.665 billion Stargardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berg Waldheim. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Stargardian economy, worth 221 trillion Talers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,446 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Stargard's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ásátru.

Kingdom of Stargard is ranked 36,473^rd in the world and 119^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 786.9914060474 days.