The Holy lands of Kingdom of New Italy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Domenico with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.688 billion Romans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Roma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of New Italyian economy, worth 225 trillion Roman lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,374 Roman lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,168 per year while the poor average 29,049, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, engineers are reinventing the wheel, history classes are mandatory for students, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of New Italy's national animal is the Roman Doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Kingdom of New Italy is ranked 34,938^th in the world and 40^th in Lands End for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,403.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.