Population | 21.863 billion |
Capital | Nelrok |
Leader | The King |
Faith | Cult of the Raven |
Currency | Ravenmark |
Animal | Raven |
The Absolute Monarchy of Kingdom of Nelrok is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.863 billion Nelrokians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelrok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nelrokian economy, worth a remarkable 9,296 trillion Ravenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 425,213 Ravenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Nelrok's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Raven.
Kingdom of Nelrok is ranked 151,554th in the world and 2,883rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 154.14641523512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, The King reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, The King's reputation is hard as nails.