Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,839th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Because I'm King and you're not!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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King Porky

Population632 million

CapitalNew Pork City

CurrencyDragon Power
AnimalPig

The Empire of King Porky is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 632 million Porkies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pork City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Porky economy, worth 93.2 trillion Dragon Powers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 147,461 Dragon Powers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,139,163 per year while the poor average 5,037, a ratio of 226 to 1.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, graffiti graces every city's streets, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. King Porky's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

King Porky is ranked 255,772nd in the world and 190th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -18.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,839thFattest Citizens: 2,037thLargest Retail Industry: 2,433rdTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,609thHighest Crime Rates: 3,019thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,267thMost Secular: 3,301stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,059thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,508thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,843rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,614thMost Armed: 9,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,242ndTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,932ndMost Patriotic: 15,686thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,690thMost Efficient Economies: 15,864thHighest Average Incomes: 15,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,532ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,423rd
Top
10%
Most Secular: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in King Porky, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.

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