The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.899 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,387 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,320 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Kindjalian prisons' least expensive furnishings, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 206,945^th in the world and 23^rd in Groland for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -98.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.