The Prize Held Within of Kinder Egg is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard Kinder with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.382 billion Kinder Eggians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferrero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinder Eggian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion toy cars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,613 toy cars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime is totally unknown. Kinder Egg's national animal is the chocolate chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kinder Egg is ranked 152,531^st in the world and 21^st in Vending Emporium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.82 law-abiding acts per hour.