Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,218thMost Influential: 9,091stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,883rd
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Voorwaarts!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kimmytopia

Population884 million

CapitalKimmytropolis
LeaderGeneral Secretary Kim

Currencygulden
Animalwolf

The United Socialist States of Kimmytopia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Kim with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 884 million Kimmytopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimmytropolis. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kimmytopian economy, worth 46.9 trillion guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 53,047 guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimmytopia's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kimmytopia is ranked 104,353rd in the world and 448th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 157.10933000552 days.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,218thMost Influential: 9,091stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,883rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,535thSafest: 11,591stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,920thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 14,559thMost Secular: 15,544thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,213thMost Inclusive: 18,740thNicest Citizens: 19,336thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,400thLowest Crime Rates: 23,518th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kimmytopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kimmytopia, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.

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