Most Secular: 3,398thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,618th
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Khezite Mandali

Population1.425 billion

LeaderSaleel III Khezi


The Parliamentary Sultanate of Khezite Mandali is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saleel III Khezi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.425 billion Mandalites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jedinah. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khezite economy, worth 209 trillion Al-Diras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,329 Al-Diras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is totally unknown. Khezite Mandali's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Khezite Mandali is ranked 19,972nd in the world and 50th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 62.6 quips per hour.

Most Secular: 3,398thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,618thMost Influential: 4,059thFattest Citizens: 5,028thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,098thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,513thLargest Retail Industry: 15,891stHighest Average Incomes: 15,894thLargest Black Market: 15,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,076thMost Developed: 16,564thMost Inclusive: 18,002ndSmartest Citizens: 19,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,768thLargest Governments: 24,874thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,464th
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the region

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