The Parliamentary Sultanate of Khezite Mandali is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saleel III Khezi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.425 billion Mandalites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jedinah. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khezite economy, worth 209 trillion Al-Diras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,329 Al-Diras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is totally unknown. Khezite Mandali's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Khezite Mandali is ranked 19,972^nd in the world and 50^th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 62.6 quips per hour.