Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,416thMost Pacifist: 3,023rd
The Hussite Union of
Democratic Socialists
Our faith obliges us to bind wounds, not to make blood
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.263 billion

LeaderJosef Lukl Hromádka
FaithHussite Brethern Evangelic Church


The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.263 billion Khelchistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The thriving Kheltchistanian economy, worth 132 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,197 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kheltchistanian language, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Kheltchistan, and terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 14,023rd in the world and 237th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 77.13 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,416thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,023rdMost Devout: 3,172ndSafest: 3,373rdMost Influential: 3,408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,114thMost Inclusive: 4,314thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,319thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,342ndNicest Citizens: 4,454thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,425thBest Weather: 5,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,216thHighest Food Quality: 8,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,075thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,638thHealthiest Citizens: 8,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,211thLowest Crime Rates: 10,687thLargest Governments: 10,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,817thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13,954thSmartest Citizens: 14,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,210thMost Cultured: 18,586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,472ndMost Income Equality: 21,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,067th
Most Devout: 10th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionMost Pacifist: 73rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the regionNicest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 136th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 158th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops.
  • : Kheltchistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Kheltchistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kheltchistanian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, one complaint of Kheltchistan's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 100 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Bibliophilius, Karelianastan, Brauengen, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Mallissa, Free Eureve, Charchnia, Grand Pato, The palace of God 2, Thebrin, The Greater Tulsa Area, Saorta, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Borealian Communes, Lorthanien, Floreznia, Seungli, Arbados Balarascia, Solova, Saint Shepard, Tewi, Feyrisshire, Illeron, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Tastiana, Konzhov, Proletariana, Shinzhou, Virdmar, Whatevernext, Maogeji, Dudaev, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Kethania, Keltische, Parangaba, Green Briar, SFRYugosalvia, North Fluedan, Vulga, Dolarik, Communist League of Great Britain, Pro Bey, Berlin Commune, Yeniseisk, Soviet State of Covernant, Luftetia, United Of Communist, and 50 others.Grebanistan, Transbiansylvania, The Reunification of Korea, -Gregoria, The Aquaria, Timofeyland, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Pangeaeae, South Merwervader Islands, Soviet Felines, Karamayistan, Council of America, The Bon Fa Islands, Bryophia, Kraykon, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, Techno Socialystiche, Huelistan, Heltacto, CCCPC, Lukulongo, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Wice, Ganjallia, Drachmia, Sopielepit, East Shancia, Norelea, Old Mare, Saint Basilia, Boyarkinskaya, Lilshire, The Steephills, Afronovia, Sodoran Alesia, Omafana, 104 Partisans, The Movion, Halsoni, Arpol, Luwendr, Erez, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Pogging Through The Pain, Picuros, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, and Proletarska.