The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.263 billion Khelchistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The thriving Kheltchistanian economy, worth 132 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,197 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kheltchistanian language, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Kheltchistan, and terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 14,023^rd in the world and 237^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 77.13 quips per hour.