The Monarchy of Khavvkhnsjnjiekh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by maagu Parasu with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.291 billion Varduls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dosada. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Khavvkhnsjnjiekhian economy, worth 972 trillion Tapivs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,492 Tapivs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, escalators are avoided at all costs, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khavvkhnsjnjiekh's national animal is the Pygmy Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Spiral of Wishes.

Khavvkhnsjnjiekh is ranked 2,767^th in the world and 4^th in Groland for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.88 bananas ingested per day.