The Federal Republic of Khasnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor of Khasnia with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 21.25 billion Khasnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Khasnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion Khasnian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,475 Khasnian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khasnia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is undesignated.

Khasnia is ranked 49,875^th in the world and 1^st in Global Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.21 law-abiding acts per hour.