Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 81st
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Keyser Soze

Population20.514 billion

CapitalSan Pedro Bay
LeaderKeyser Soze


The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Keyser Soze with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.514 billion usual suspects enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Keyser Sozean economy, worth a remarkable 8,664 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 422,359 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,939,309 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, bars are packed at all hours, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Keyser Soze on Keyser Soze's coulrophobia epidemic, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keyser Soze's national animal is the innocent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Criminality.

Keyser Soze is ranked 273,045th in the world and 75th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -49.8 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94thMost Armed: 99thMost Avoided: 117thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 157thLargest Gambling Industry: 169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 177thFattest Citizens: 182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 220thLargest Insurance Industry: 238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 266thMost Rebellious Youth: 299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 345thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630thLargest Mining Sector: 728thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 758thHighest Average Incomes: 760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 792ndHighest Economic Output: 848thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 880thLargest Retail Industry: 894thRudest Citizens: 968thMost Efficient Economies: 1,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,351stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,264thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,713thLargest Populations: 9,407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,047thLargest Black Market: 12,748thTop
Most Stationary: 14,612thSmartest Citizens: 17,467thMost Influential: 18,560thMost Pro-Market: 23,089thHighest Drug Use: 23,395th
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the region

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