Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thHighest Crime Rates: 76th
The Huddled Terrified Masses of
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Then he showed those men of will what will really was.
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Keyser Soze

Population16.863 billion

CapitalSan Pedro Bay
LeaderKeyser Soze
FaithCriminality

Currencybribe
Animalinnocent

The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keyser Soze with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.863 billion usual suspects enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Keyser Sozean economy, worth a remarkable 7,122 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 422,359 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,939,309 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, bars are packed at all hours, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Keyser Soze on Keyser Soze's coulrophobia epidemic, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keyser Soze's national animal is the innocent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Criminality.

Keyser Soze is ranked 148,023rd in the world and 62nd in Wysteria for Nudest, with 103 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thHighest Crime Rates: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 86thMost Armed: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 148thFattest Citizens: 159thMost Avoided: 159thLargest Gambling Industry: 168thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258thLargest Insurance Industry: 260thMost Rebellious Youth: 296thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 355thHighest Average Incomes: 602ndLargest Mining Sector: 614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 617thLargest Retail Industry: 646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 685thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 788thRudest Citizens: 814thHighest Economic Output: 954thMost Efficient Economies: 1,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,130thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,792ndLargest Populations: 10,171stLargest Black Market: 10,464thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 15,895thHighest Drug Use: 16,817thSmartest Citizens: 16,852ndMost Influential: 17,219thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,126thMost Stationary: 19,886th
Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and Largest Black Market.
  • : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keyser Soze lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.

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