Most World Assembly Endorsements: 759thMost Influential: 1,418thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,423rd
The Commonwealth of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee good
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Keurig Machines

Population1.37 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.37 billion Keurigians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 153 trillion K-Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,690 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, gossip magazines have pictures of Robert Gamgort sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 221,580th in the world and 8,386th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 759thMost Influential: 1,418thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,423rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,737thNicest Citizens: 5,787thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,927thMost Inclusive: 6,867thBest Weather: 7,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,844thMost Pacifist: 8,070thSafest: 9,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,813thMost Developed: 10,843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,423rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,770thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,855thSmartest Citizens: 13,338thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,907thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,081stMost Secular: 17,352ndMost Cultured: 19,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,880thLargest Governments: 21,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,122ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 24,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,337th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 288th in the regionNicest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 424th in the regionMost Pacifist: 470th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521st in the regionSafest: 562nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 568th in the regionMost Influential: 578th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 582nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 613th in the regionMost Developed: 652nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 678th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 682nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 719th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 734th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 785th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 809th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 845th in the regionMost Secular: 881st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keurig Machines was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Keurig Machines was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, gossip magazines have pictures of Robert Gamgort sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Keurig Machines was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Keurig Machines endorsed The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Keurig Machines endorsed The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate.


World Assembly

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