Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,366th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
A lantern in the frigid void
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kestis

Population480 million

CapitalMoriioa

CurrencyMon
AnimalToasa Shark

The United Socialist States of Kestis is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 480 million Kestii love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moriioa. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kestii economy, worth 52.8 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,900 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the military struggles with recruitment, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kestis's national animal is the Toasa Shark.

Kestis is ranked 159,470th in the world and 608th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 285.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,916thMost Influential: 11,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,541stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,940thMost Inclusive: 17,915thMost Income Equality: 21,612thSafest: 22,647thMost Secular: 23,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,607thMost Patriotic: 27,027th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Kestis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Kestis was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chronus.

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