Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,086th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For King and Kennicott!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kennicott-

Population655 million

CapitalAlbermania

Currencycrown
Animalbeaver

The Kingdom of Kennicott- is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 655 million Kennicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albermania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kennican economy, worth 93.7 trillion crowns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,052 crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 642,295 per year while the poor average 19,690, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kennicott-'s national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kennicott- is ranked 246,670th in the world and 213th in The Western Isles for Smartest Citizens, with 1.47 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,266thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,086thMost Avoided: 3,544thFattest Citizens: 4,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,210thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,488thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,656thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,739thMost Patriotic: 6,005thMost Devout: 6,946thLargest Mining Sector: 7,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,861stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,980thMost Efficient Economies: 10,865thMost Conservative: 11,108thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,609thLargest Black Market: 15,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,278thHighest Average Incomes: 17,140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,714thLargest Governments: 24,576th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Kennicott- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kennicott-, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.

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