Highest Poor Incomes: 517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,010th
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ten wombats twice for one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.654 billion

CapitalSprague City
LeaderWalter Kelt


The Armed Republic of Keltische is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Kelt with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.654 billion Keltischeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprague City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keltischean economy, worth a remarkable 2,301 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,860 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Keltische Blood Tithe, native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keltische's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Keltische is ranked 198,398th in the world and 712th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.47 crimes per hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thMost Influential: 1,448thLargest Black Market: 1,467thHighest Average Incomes: 1,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,686thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810thMost Secular: 2,026thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,611thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,414thLargest Retail Industry: 3,555thLargest Governments: 4,257thMost Developed: 4,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,757thFattest Citizens: 4,885thSmartest Citizens: 5,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,426thMost Inclusive: 6,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,018thMost Efficient Economies: 7,447thMost Armed: 7,892ndRudest Citizens: 7,930thHighest Economic Output: 8,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,955thHighest Food Quality: 9,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,551stMost Cultured: 11,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,786thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,844thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,946thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,361st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 101st in the regionNudest: 105th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Cultured: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keltische was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting.
  • : Keltische was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Keltische Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Keltische voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Keltische voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Keltische was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Belarusball.
  • : Keltische was endorsed by The Free Land of Free Lux Arthur.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 121 » Maxuus, Itilien, Arbados Balarascia, Shamian, Kethania, Maogeji, United Of Communist, Lilshire, Sneuna, Grebanistan, Tastiana, Illeron, Thebrin, Berlin Commune, Slavic Democratic Nations, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Doultrenia, Pangeaeae, Amogus diwan, Saorta, New Soviet States of America, Phallas, Natiri, The Reunification of Korea, Pro Bey, Floreznia, Ganjallia, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, Globialia, Rezsia, Slakchtreen, United States of Stalinia, Yeniseisk, Tewi, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, Dudaev, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The palace of God 2, Cassaracen, Luftetia, Rubumba, Picuros, New Karov, Karelianastan, Techno Socialystiche, Bibliophilius, Shinzhou, and 71 others.Solova, Auferstandenxland, Old Mare, -Gregoria, Mal SUncu, Council of America, Brauengen, Proletariana, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Grand Pato, Transbiansylvania, South iberian, Borealian Communes, Luwendr, Bruzzundunga, Free Eureve, Terrapinne, Vulga, Raresun, CCCPC, Norisaving, Far Ordiandendii, People Republic Cuba, SFRYugosalvia, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Autohorne, Greater Hongshan, Kheltchistan, Peoples Motherland, Councilist Communes, Kitchen Nation, Ryuketsu, People Central, Rubarus, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Sodoran Alesia, Mallissa, The Bon Fa Islands, Soviet State of Covernant, Wice, Sopielepit, Yutopia, Empire of china, Greater Gilbertberg, Rouvenor, Krestyana, Cannitopia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, The Achterhoek, 104 Partisans, Fizula, People of atlantis, The Movion, Sunsetshimmer, Arpol, Omafana, Halsoni, The Ellsworth Mountains, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, and Belarusball.