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Kelahnour

Population5.395 billion

CapitalTiuvarnastad
LeaderQueen Karianne P Audhild

CurrencyBlazon
AnimalHaast's Eagle

The Principality of Kelahnour is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Karianne P Audhild with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.395 billion Kelaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiuvarnastad. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kelaksuesian economy, worth 402 trillion Blazons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,625 Blazons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from Kelahnour dominate international lumberjack competitions, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelahnour's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kelahnour is ranked 251,656th in the world and 44th in Grace of Gaia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.99 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,312thMost Secular: 9,428thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,988thLargest Black Market: 14,375thMost Pacifist: 14,554thBest Weather: 15,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,759thLowest Crime Rates: 23,927thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,083rdMost Conservative: 26,557th
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelahnour was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Kelahnour was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kelahnour was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Kelahnour was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelahnour, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelahnour, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelahnour, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelahnour, government employees from Kelahnour dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelahnour, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Kelahnour was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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